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Day April 10, 2011

You could put all the talent I had into your left eye and still not suffer from impaired vision. ~ Veronica Lake  

I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke. ~ Charlie Sheen  

Nature gave men two ends–one to sit on and one to think with.  Ever since then, man’s success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most. ~ George R. Kirkpatrick  

I voted Republican this year;  the Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth. ~ Monica Lewinsky  ++  

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

I want to make a Facebook account under the name “Nobody.”  Then, when I see a really stupid post, I can “Like” it.  And FB will say Nobody Likes This.  

I’m a humble person, really.  I’m actually much greater than I think I am. ~ Anonymous  

My mother always said don’t marry for money, divorce for money. ~   Wendy Liebman  

Wanna come over to MySpace and Twitter my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight. ~ Rita Rudner