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Day April 7, 2011

Good housekeeping is an exact science.  I’m into art.  

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.  

It’s the male zebras that have white stripes; female zebras have black stripes.  

My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.  

No prizes for predicting rain.  Prizes are only awarded for building arks.  

Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.  

The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired.  

Nowadays it’s not as important for voters to know what a politician has done as what he or she hasn’t done. ~ Edward Blakeman  

Lately I’ve found that if it weren’t for stereotypes, conversation would be much more difficult for the closed-minded. ~ Morgan Ivy  

I live for books. ~ Thomas Jefferson  

This aphorism would be seven words long if it were six words shorter.