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Day April 6, 2011

If you’re not out of book space, you’re probably not worth knowing.  

WTFWJD?  

Don’t give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude.  

I’m like a chocoholic, but for booze. ~ The Onion  

If  you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it’s a good idea to count your fingers. ~ Martin Buxbaume  

A truly great man never puts away the simplicity of a child. ~ Chinese proverb  

You can cage a swallow but you can’t swallow a cage, can you? (palindrome)  

You auto buy now.

Would that my hand were as swift as my tongue. ~ Vittorio Alfieri  

Why would anyone want to be called “Later”?  

Who will take care of the world after you’re gone?  

The sixth sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick.  

The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.