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Day March 23, 2011

The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more.

I’ve been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.

Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest. ~ Laurence Sterne

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it. ~ Anonymous

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower:  they don’t win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd’s attention. ~ Anonymous

Of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities:  the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates… ~ Anonymous

Mother-in-law:  A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. ~ Anonymous

Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears. ~ Barbara Johnson

The beauty that addresses itself to the eyes is only the spell of the moment; the eye of the body is not always that of the soul. ~ George Sand

Beauty in things exists in the mind which contemplates them. ~ David Hume

Beauty is an ecstasy;  it is as simple as hunger.  There is really nothing to be said about it.  It is like the perfume of a rose:  you can smell it and that is all.  ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this:  to look after orphans and widows in their distress and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world. ~ Bible, James 1:27 (N.I.V.)

By plucking her petals, you do not gather the beauty of the flower. ~ Rabindrath Tagore

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives. ~ Albert Einstein

She was a beauty in her youth, a fact which she alone remembers. ~ Benjamin Constant

Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes.  It is not something physical. ~ Sophia Loren

Beauty gets the attention, personality gets the heart.

So many assume … so few know.

Haters only hate the people they can’t have or the people they can’t be.

Don’t just live, prove you exist.

Opening the door for a lady is not optional, and will never go out of style. ~ Andy Rutledge

Stop saying “I wish” and start saying “I will.”