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Day March 16, 2011

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. ~ Ambrose Bierce

I bet if Zebras tasted like Zebra Cakes there would be a lot less vegetarians. ~  Ben Wipperman

Did you ever notice the people who are most adamantly against abortions are people so ugly you wouldn’t want to touch them in the first place? ~ George Carlin

I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. ~ Michelangelo

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. ~ Salvador Dali

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? ~ Steven Wright

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Forget about world peace, visualize using your turn signal.

Who me?  I just wander from room to room.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?

Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.