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Day March 3, 2011

Mathematics teachers call retirement “the aftermath.”

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson:  you find the present tense, but the past perfect! ~ Anonymous

Everything is always okay in the end; if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

If we learn from our mistakes then I am a PhD. ~ Anonymous

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s were you get shitty thoughts. ~ Anonymous

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair.  ~ Douglas MacArthur

Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.  We grow old by deserting our ideals.  Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.  ~ Samuel Ullman

We should silence anyone who opposes the right to freedom of speech. ~ Sir Boyle Roche

Why should we put ourselves out of our way to do anything for posterity?  For what has posterity ever done for us?” ~ Sir Boyle Roche

The older I get, the more I believe we should respect the elderly.

After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, “Maybe life isn’t for everyone.”