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Day March 2, 2011

Honeymoon:  A short period of doting between dating and debting.

Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. ~ Sir Boyle Roche

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice we give to others.

If it feels good, do it, and if it does good, feel it.

I love God.  It’s his fan club that makes me nervous.

Question authority and the authorities will question you.

My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.

Was this on Ebay or  Craig’s List?  Ex-wife for sale.  Just take over payments.

Are you happy or are you married?

Alimony is a system in which one pays for the mistakes of two.