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Day February 24, 2011

I was staying in Florida at a motel called The Three Palms, run by an older couple, one of whom was missing a hand. ~ Emo Philips

I took my grandmother to the emergency room.  The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating.  I thought, “We’ve never had a democrat in the family before.” ~ Emo Philips

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. ~ Demetri Martin

I’m no good with women.  I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her, “I’ve got a condom with your name on it.”  She said, “You must be mistaken, my name’s not ‘Trojan Extra Small.’” ~ Ed Knight

When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team.  My parents loved him ‘cause they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was okay. ~ Brian Kiley

I must write it all out, at any cost. Writing is thinking. It is more than living, for it is being conscious of living. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Adversity:  That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com ) (A web site you should visit!)

Dysfunction:  The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com  A web-site you should visit!)

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story.  It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~ Emil Ludwig

He’s so dense, light bends around him.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. ~ Kahlil Gibran

It is curious–curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. ~ Mark Twain

It’s hard to face tomorrow, but it’s easier than facing no tomorrow. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not. ~ Dr. Hanoch McCarty