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If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi

Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. ~ Marion Barry (Mayor; Washington, DC)

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry.  I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ~ Mariah Carey

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

This road we’re on may twist and bend but it doesn’t begin and it doesn’t end. ~ Anonymous

It doesn’t matter what you say about someone once they’re gone. What matters is how you treat them when they’re still here. ~ David Silver (Beverly Hills 90210)

Wisdom is not additive; its maximum is that of the wisest man in a given group. ~ Robert A Heinlein

To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy–and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful. ~ Robert A Heinlein

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money–but long on hugs. ~ Robert A. Heinlein

A history, like a life, is just what a person chooses to remember. ~ Anonymous

I wish I could bubble wrap my heart. ~ McFly

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. ~ Erma Bombeck

I don’t think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups. ~ Rita Rudner

To be number one, you have to train like your number two. ~ Maurice Greene

I was staying in Florida at a motel called The Three Palms, run by an older couple, one of whom was missing a hand. ~ Emo Philips

I took my grandmother to the emergency room.  The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that although her brain was dead her heart was still beating.  I thought, “We’ve never had a democrat in the family before.” ~ Emo Philips

A mobile home with a flat tire is a home. ~ Demetri Martin

I’m no good with women.  I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her, “I’ve got a condom with your name on it.”  She said, “You must be mistaken, my name’s not ‘Trojan Extra Small.’” ~ Ed Knight

When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team.  My parents loved him ‘cause they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was okay. ~ Brian Kiley

I must write it all out, at any cost. Writing is thinking. It is more than living, for it is being conscious of living. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Adversity:  That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com ) (A web site you should visit!)

Dysfunction:  The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you. ~ Despair, Inc (www.despair.com  A web-site you should visit!)

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story.  It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~ Emil Ludwig

He’s so dense, light bends around him.

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation. ~ Kahlil Gibran

It is curious–curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so rare. ~ Mark Twain

It’s hard to face tomorrow, but it’s easier than facing no tomorrow. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not. ~ Dr. Hanoch McCarty

Ever notice that a human baby doesn’t walk until it’s tall enough to reach a parent’s hand? ~ Anonymous

Hating hate does not mean you love love.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is “thank you,” it will be enough. ~ Meister Eckhardt

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. ~ Estonian proverb

Reading inspirational and motivational quotes daily is like taking my vitamins. ~ Rosie Cash

The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together. ~ Robert C. Dodds

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

Marriage is like a phone call in the night:  first the ring, and then you wake up.

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~ Eric Hoffer

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. ~ Alfred Adler

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for! ~ Bob Marley

Golf was once a rich man’s sport but now it has millions of poor players

If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing, would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?

Confucius Say:  Mother’s Day comes nine months after father’s day.

Nobody ever drowned in sweat. ~ Lou Holtz

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ John F. Kennedy

Boundary, n.:   In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another. ~ Ambrose Bierce