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Day January 29, 2011

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. ~ Quentin Crisp

I expect to pass through this world but once.  Any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now.  Let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again. ~ Stephen Grellet

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. ~ Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinner. ~  Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love. ~ Sébastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort

Advertising is selling by telling. ~ Gary B. Wright

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. ~ Richard Pryor

Time is a versatile performer. It flies, marches on, heals all wounds, runs out and will tell. ~ Franklin P. Jones

The first condition of immortality is death. ~ Stanislaw J. Lec

We have women in the military, but they don’t put us in the front lines. They don’t know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, “You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat […]

Too bad about the kamikaze pilots. They had to do all their bragging ahead of time. ~ Tommy Sledge

Walking across town tonight I looked up and saw a club marquee that said, “Live Nudes.”  I thought:  Good choice. ~ Tommy Sledge

Cured ham? No thanks pal.  Cured of what?  What if it has a relapse on my plate? ~ Tommy Sledge

How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue … and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go? ~ Rita Rudner