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Day January 28, 2011

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.

Whiskey and Beer are a man’s worst enemies… but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!~  Zeca Pagodinho

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. ~ Louis Pasteur

Drink triple, see double, and act single.

I drink to make other people interesting. ~ Dave Barry

Whiskey’s too rough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. ~ Tom T. Hall

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. ~ Jack Handey

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. ~ Scott Adams

Because we don’t think about future generations, they will never forget us. ~ Henrik Tikkanen

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.  ~ Will Rogers

A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

It’s better to have beer in hand than gas in tank.

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.

The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters. ~ Jean-Paul Kauffmann