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Day January 25, 2011

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none. ~ Doug Larson

You were born as an original. Don’t die as a copy. ~ John Mason

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will know peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix

Sorry, no fortune today. Enjoy your cookie.    ++

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. ~ ++

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle. ~ Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. ~ Jack Paar    ++

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. ~ Earl Nightingale

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. ~ Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down. ~ Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. ~ Robert Orben

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ~ Robert Orben

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. ~ Robert Orben

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States.  Ask any Indian. ~ Robert Orben    ++

If you can laugh together, you can work together. ~ Robert Orben

Become a teacher.  Your country needs you. ~ Barack Obama

I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they get in the car I say, “Put on your seat belt. I want to try something. I saw it once in a cartoon, but I think I can do it.” ~ Steven Wright    ++

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. ~ George Bernard Shaw

When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police.  But then I got curious about it.  I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns. ~ Jack Handey

Don’t go through life, GROW through life. ~ Eric Butterworth