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Day January 14, 2011

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard. ~ American Proverb

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~ Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it. ~ Helen Rowland

The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. ~ Henry Lewis Stimson

It is not certain that everything is uncertain. ~ Blaise Pascal

The last thing one knows when writing a book is what to put first. ~ Blaise Pascal

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog. ~ Blaise Pascal

God must love homely people; He made so many. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.     ++

Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. ~ Jim Morrison

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Pedestrian detection technology:  a windshield and a bumper?  a solitary sentry? very simple sensors? ~ jdm

I lost my mood ring yesterday and I’m not sure how I really feel about it. ~ Anonymous

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?”  How the hell do I respond to that? ~ Anonymous

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. ~ Anonymous

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.  ++

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me–I will never end a work email with the phrase “Regards” again. ~ Anonymous

Fruit Loops are really just gay cheerios. ~ Anonymous

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban