January 2011
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
« Dec   Feb »

Day January 4, 2011

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~ Albert Camus

How Many Wives?

A little boy was attending his first wedding.  After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it […]

To belittle is to be little.

It’s Your Time…

To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed his final exam. To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE DAY […]

Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.

When an old man dies, a library burns down. ~ African proverb

When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. ~ West African Proverb

When you live in the past, it costs you the present.

While men talk of killing time, time slowly kills men.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.    ++

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Some people are wise, and some are otherwise. ~ Mark Twain   ++

Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.

Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.

Your actions speak so loud that I can’t hear what you’re saying.

…it’s harder to take care of the sick person than it is to be the sick person. ~ Stephen White

The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get. ~ Robert Smith

You have a lifetime to work, but children are only young once. ~ Polish Proverb  ++

You better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!

Don’t let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. ~ John Wooden

Don’t ask God to guide your footsteps if you’re not willing to move your feet.

Diplomacy:  the art of letting someone have your own way.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side? He’s all right now

A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.

The Preacher’s Dinner

A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked:  “That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird.” “He should,” the host replied. “His oldest son just entered the ministry.”

43% of all statistics are worthless.    ++

3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given

A grandmother is a mother who has a second chance. ~ Anonymous

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. ~ Anonymous   ++

Small boys become big men through the influence of big men who care about small boys. ~ Anonymous    ++

It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. ~ Anne Sexton

But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads. ~ Albert Camus    ++

It is not a slight thing when those so fresh from God love us. ~ Dickens

Child rearing myth #1:  Labor ends when the baby is born. ~ Anonymous

Grandchildren are the dots that connect the lines from generation to generation. ~ Lois Wyse