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Always leave them wanting more. ~ Walt Disney

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. ~  J. R. R. Tolkien

I knew that looking back on the times I’ve cried, I would laugh, but I never knew that looking back on the times I’ve laughed, I would cry

Only as high as I reach can I grow, Only as far as I seek can I go, Only as deep as I look can I see, Only as much as I dream can I be.  ~ Karen Ravn

There are some people who are so amazing that God can’t bear to be away from them for too long. ~ Anonymous

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

The heart is the only broken instrument that works.  ~ T.E. Kalem

Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scab off of it over and over again.  ~ Rosa Parks

Gray hairs are like the light of a soft moon, silvering over the evening of life. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations (1876)

Famine drives the wolf from the woods. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations  (1876)

Water always freezes with the slippery side up. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations (1876)

All things whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do ye even so to them.  ~ Matthew, vii, 12.  ~ Bible, as quoted in Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

Come, let us make love deathless, thou and I.  ~ Herbert Trench

Words are the leaves of the tree of language, of which, if some fall away, a new succession takes their place. ~ Herbert Trench, Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.

Rather fall with honor than succeed by fraud. ~ Sophocles

I’m so lucky to be in the position to give. It’s really a gift to give. ~ Elvis Presley

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. ~ Jim Morrison

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. ~ Chinese Proverb

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. ~ Sheldon S. Maye

Of those who say nothing, few are silent. ~ Thomas Neill

Most people grow old within a small circle of ideas, which they have not discovered for themselves. There are perhaps less wrong-minded people than thoughtless. ~ Luc de Clapiers

Never make a defense or apology before you are accused. ~ King Charles I

The Schizophrenic:  an unauthorized autobiography     ++

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension.  ~ Steven Wright  ++

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. ~ (Latin:  I can’t hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.) ~ Jason B. Standing

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! ~ Jack Handey

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. ~ Wil Shriner    ++

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. ~ Johnny Carson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. ~  A. J. Libeling

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself. ~ Anonymous

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ~ Steven Wright

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ~ Darrin Weinberg

They think they can make fuel from horse manure…   Now I don’t know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. ~ Billie Holliday    ++

And when a friend told me that I speak foolishly, I answered that it is so he might understand me. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

I quote others only in order the better to express myself. ~ Michel de Montaigne

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  ~ Woody Allen    ++

What luck for rulers that men do not think.  ~ Adolf Hitler

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. ~ African Proverb

Children often have imaginary playmates.  I suspect that half of them are really their guardian angels.  ~ Eileen Elias Freeman

The aim of life is self-development. To realize one’s nature perfectly–that is what each of us is here for. ~ Oscar Wilde

When your values are clear to you, making decisions becomes easier. ~ Roy Disney

Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time you’ve got.

Scars are stories, history written on the body.

I’m as broke as the ten commandments.

When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.  ~ Anonymous

Tears are the safety valve of the heart when too much pressure is laid on it. ~ Albert Smith