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Day December 25, 2010

Gray hairs are like the light of a soft moon, silvering over the evening of life. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations (1876)

Famine drives the wolf from the woods. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations  (1876)

Water always freezes with the slippery side up. ~ Encyclopedia of Quotations (1876)

All things whatsoever ye would that men should do unto you, do ye even so to them.  ~ Matthew, vii, 12.  ~ Bible, as quoted in Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

Come, let us make love deathless, thou and I.  ~ Herbert Trench

Words are the leaves of the tree of language, of which, if some fall away, a new succession takes their place. ~ Herbert Trench, Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.

Rather fall with honor than succeed by fraud. ~ Sophocles

I’m so lucky to be in the position to give. It’s really a gift to give. ~ Elvis Presley

There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors. ~ Jim Morrison

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. ~ Chinese Proverb

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. ~ Sheldon S. Maye

Of those who say nothing, few are silent. ~ Thomas Neill

Most people grow old within a small circle of ideas, which they have not discovered for themselves. There are perhaps less wrong-minded people than thoughtless. ~ Luc de Clapiers

Never make a defense or apology before you are accused. ~ King Charles I

The Schizophrenic:  an unauthorized autobiography     ++

And which parallel universe did you crawl out of?

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don’t accidentally walk through into another dimension.  ~ Steven Wright  ++

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. ~ (Latin:  I can’t hear you.  I have a banana in my ear.) ~ Jason B. Standing

I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence! ~ Jack Handey

Everything is drive-through. In California they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box. ~ Wil Shriner    ++

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. ~ Johnny Carson

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. ~  A. J. Libeling

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself. ~ Anonymous

Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. ~ Steven Wright

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. ~ Darrin Weinberg

They think they can make fuel from horse manure…   Now I don’t know if your car will be able to get thirty miles to the gallon, but it’s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. ~ Billie Holliday    ++