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Day December 17, 2010

The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry. ~ William F Buckley, Jr

Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they are. ~ Bertolt Brecht

There is an inverse relationship between reliance on the state and self-reliance. ~ William F. Buckley, Jr

It’s not attention deficit disorder; I’m just not listening to you.

Slot machines are like crack for old people. ~ Keenen Ivory Wayans    ++

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself. ~ Jane Wagner

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ~ Jane Wagner    ++

The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time. ~ Willie Tyler

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. ~ James Thurber

Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. ~ Tom Lehrer

Q:  How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A:  Thousands, because Confucius says many hands make light work.

Sign seen at a loan company:  “Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.”

The worst Chinese fortune I ever got was the one that said, “That wasn’t chicken.”

A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~ Lily Tomlin

We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. ~ Winston Churchill

In China, when you’re one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. ~ Bill Gates ++

One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.

There are no Wal-Marts in Iraq. They’re all Targets.  ++

A lawyer meets the devil. The devil says, “I will give you countless riches now if you give me your eternal soul and the souls of all your family.” The lawyer says, “What’s the catch?”

There is a new wing in the Denver hospital named after famous skier Picabo Street.  It’s the Picabo ICU.     ++

I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing.  ++

Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?    ++

You can’t let praise or criticism get to you.  It’s a weakness to get caught up in either one. ~ John Wooden

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ~ William Goldman

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more, and become more, you are a leader. ~ John Quincy Adams

Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited. ~ William Goldman