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Day December 9, 2010

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. ~ Maureen Murphy

A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you. ~ Adlai Stevenson

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  ++

Never moon a werewolf.    ++

To work at Starbucks, should you have graduated Magna Cum Latte?  ++

A little boy examines his privates while in the bath. “Mommy, are these my brains?” His mother says, “Not yet.”

Overweight is something that just snacks up on you.

Police recently arrested a man who was selling pills that would give you eternal youth. Police discovered that it was the fourth time this man was arrested. The earlier arrests were made in 1799, 1852 and 1921. ~ Anonymous

I am having an out of money experience.