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Day December 6, 2010

Look at those cows and remember that the greatest scientists have never discovered how to turn grass into milk. ~ Michael Pupin     ++

A counterfeiter is the only man whose wife never complains that he doesn’t make enough money.  ++

I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed. ~ Robert Frost

A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say.

There is no one so old as to not think they may live a day longer. ~ Cicero

Why is it that so many church members who say “Our Father” on Sunday go around the rest of the week acting like orphans?

An old-timer is one who remembers when you did not start to shop for Christmas until after Thanksgiving.

O for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money!

One thing about Christmas shopping–it toughens you up for the January sales.

A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.

“A lot of Christmas gifts are mis-mailed every year, and a lot more should be.”

After you’ve spent all your money on Christmas gifts, the one gift you are sure to receive is a wallet.

Some Christmas gifts are just what a woman needs to exchange for what she wants.

Nothing destroys the Christmas spirit faster than looking for a place to park.

Do your Christmas shopping late so as to avoid the early rush.