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Day December 3, 2010

We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is someone will win.  ~ Barry Crimmins

Discipline yourself and others won’t need to. ~ John Wooden

Politeness makes one appear outwardly as they should be within. ~ Jean De La Bruyere

I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it. ~ Jean Kerr

You don’t seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy, because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. ~  Jean Kerr

There’s an old saying:  There’s no place like home.  Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar. ~ Geoffrey Parfitt

You can’t study the darkness by flooding it with light. ~ Edward Abbey

Cock your hat–angles are attitudes. ~ Frank Sinatra

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked. ~ Anonymous

The world’s smallest package is a man wrapped up in himself. ~ Charles Swindoll

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest. ~ Anon.

A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Girls who don’t get asked out as often as their friends could feel out-dated.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.    ++

Chronic illegal parkers suffer from parking zones disease.

A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

Ancient orators tended to Babylon.

I like you. You remind me of me when I was young and stupid.

I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.    ++

I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

Ever wonder why we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?

Don’t do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn’t do for themselves.

Sometimes, as practice for trying to convince myself that God exists, I try to convince my shadow that the sun exists. ~ Robert Brault

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Without geography, you’re nowhere.

That’s the problem with eternity, there’s no telling when it will end. ~ Tom Stoppard

Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering what average opinion believes average opinion to be. ~ John Maynard Keynes

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. ~ George Bernard Shaw    ++