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Day November 26, 2010

I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress. ~ Ronald Reagan

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so.  ~ Ronald Reagan

Always be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else. ~ Judy Garland

Life is about how we react to the opportunities that come our way. If we react to the world, we become bitter. If we react to God, we become better.

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man.  ~ Victor Hugo

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.  ~ Maori Proverb

In time of test, family is best.  ~ Burmese Proverb

The ideal doctor is patient. ~ Robert Haven Schauffler

Comic relief is when you add a touch of humor to an otherwise serious situation.  It’s like the word “obey” in the marriage ceremony.

Burritos are sleeping bags for ground beef. ~ Mitch Hedberg

If you tell me you have a personality problem, I am not certain until I know you better whether to say ‘Good!’ or ‘I’m sorry’. ~ Abraham Maslow

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks! ~ Robert Orben

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. ~ Euripides

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice. ~ J.D. Salinger

Money changes people just as often as it changes hands. ~ Al Batt

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest–then we can all die laughing. ~ Lily Tomlin

The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins? ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Maturity is the ability to see and act on behalf of others. ~ John Maxwell

Anything less than a conscious commitment to the important is an unconscious commitment to the unimportant. ~ Stephen R. Covey

It always puzzles me to hear of professional women.  Are there any amateurs?

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up. ~ Ogden Nash

How many theologians does it take to change a light bulb? 100–one to change the bulb, and 99 to explain why an infinite God of love would allow darkness to occur in the world at all.

You do know what would have happened if it had been three wise WOMEN instead of men, don’t you? They would have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, and brought disposable diapers as gifts. ~ Jill Holly Bethune Wood

You can’t live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. ~ John Wooden

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ~ Al Boliska

Many of us are at the “metallic age”–gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants.

Any fool can count the seeds in an apple. Only God can count all the apples in one seed. ~ Robert Schuler    ++

Nature is wonderful:  millions of years ago she didn’t know we were going to wear glasses, yet look at the way she placed our ears.

Giving until it hurts is not a true measure of generosity.  Some are easier hurt than others.

Notice in a church bulletin:  ‘The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch.’

A girdle is a device to make a woman slimmer on the outside than she is on the inside.

George Washington was the first and last man elected President of the United States without telling a lie.