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Day November 25, 2010

If you want total security, go to prison. There you’re fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking… is freedom. ~ Dwight D. Eisenhower

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love? ~ Henry Finck

What does not kill me makes me stronger. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said.  ++

To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.

The shortest distance between two points is how far apart they are.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Friends don’t let friends drive naked.    ++

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women. ~ Anonymous

What a wonderful life I’ve had! I only wish I’d realized it sooner. ~ Anonymous

I disagree with unanimity.     ++

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness otherwise it’s hard to tell if someone is inconspicuous.

If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks. ~ Anonymous

Best way to get a man to do something–suggest they are too old for it.   ++

How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a flash light in her ear!

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. ~ Anonymous

If thou are a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. ~ Thomas Fuller

If every tear we shed for you became a star above; you’d stroll in Angel’s garden, lit by everlasting love. ~ Anonymous

Those who expect to reap the benefits of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. ~ Thomas Paine

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Come down from your fences, open the gate It may be rainin’, but there’s a rainbow above you You better let somebody love you, before it’s too late. ~ The Eagles