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Day November 22, 2010

I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman.  I looked at her and cocked my eye.  She looked at me and cocked her eye back.  And there we stood, cock-eyed. ~ Tommy Cooper

Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities. ~ George Eliot

Perfection consists not in doing extraordinary things, but in doing ordinary things extraordinarily well. ~ Angelique Arnauld

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift…. The hangover comes the day after. ~ Joyce Brothers

Charm is a way of getting the answer ‘yes’ without asking a clear question. ~  Albert Camus

A good wife makes a good husband. ~ Anonymous

Better remain silent, better not even think, if you are not prepared to act. ~ Annie Besant

Oh, great altar of passive entertainment… Bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible! ~ Calvin

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so rare. ~ Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. ~ Albert Einstein

It’s kind of fun to do the impossible. ~ Walt Disney

Please bring me the mirror, and do not contaminate it with your own visage. ~ Moliere

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways–I to die, and you to live. Which is better, God only knows. ~ Socrates

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. ~  Edgar Allan Poe

For fast-acting relief try slowing down. ~  Lily Tomlin

And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages. You get married, and every night, it’s the same sex. ~ Bill Maher

Golf is a game in which you yell “Fore!,” shoot six, and write down five. ~ Paul Harvey

The real truth about children is they don’t speak the language very well. They’re physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our elaborate ideas about right and wrong. ~ P. J. O’Rourke

I was born gay, but 8 months of breast feeding wiped that right out. ~ Nick DiPaolo

And I can’t be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight. ~ J.D. Salinger

Your faith is what you believe, not what you know. ~ John Lancaster Spalding

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. ~ Robert Orben

The ability to be in the present moment is a major component of mental wellness. ~ Abraham Maslow

My father told me never to darken his door again. It was no big deal, I just painted his door the wrong color. ~ Jim Loy

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. ~ Horace Walpole