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Day November 19, 2010

Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! ~ Steve Martin

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. ~ Mark Twain

Government Bureaucracy (Totally true, like all emails I receive!)

A New Orleans lawyer sought a Government loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title of the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer 3 months to track down.  After sending the […]

I’m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.    ++

Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized. ~ Sun Tzu

We are all cells in the same body of humanity. ~ Peace Pilgrim

In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flames by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit. ~ Albert Schweitzer

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations. ~ Isaac Disraeli

All the world is full of suffering. It is also full of overcoming. ~ Helen Keller

It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. ~ Samuel Johnson

Become a possibilitarian.  No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are, raise your sights and see possibilities–always see them, for they’re always there.  ~ Norman Vincent Peale

Confusion is always the most honest response. ~ Marty Indik

Half of analysis is anal. ~ Marty Indik

You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either way you’ve got flies. ~ Richard Lewis

I’m paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. ~ Richard Lewis

Why don’t they have waiters in waiting rooms? ~ George Carlin