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Day November 16, 2010

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. ~ Demetri Martin    ++

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? ~ Steven Spielberg  ++

No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. ~ Hannah Moore

For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections. ~ Peace Pilgrim

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult. ~ John B.S. Haldane

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read. ~ Frank Zappa

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. ~ Agnes Repplier

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~ Marcel Proust

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. ~  (The Talmud?)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study Hard. Be evil.

Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem. ~ Ronald Reagan

I want to take a class to learn how to stop juggling.    ++

‘Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.’  Is it bad if I ask who said this? ~ Anonymous

The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you’re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon. ~ By John Alejandro King, a.k.a. The Covert Comic

Live your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And your story will touch and heal people’s souls. ~ Melody Beattie

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. ~ Jim Elliot

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. ~ Hugh Downs

When you are standing on the edge of a cliff, a step forward is not progress.

A heavy burden does not kill on the day it is carried. ~ Kenyan Proverb

The heart that loves is always young. ~ Greek Proverb

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. ~ Dinah Shore

There is no man in this world without some manner of tribulation or anguish, though he be king or pope. ~ Thomas a Kempis

The intelligence of the planet is constant, and the population is growing. ~ Arthur C. Clarke  ++

Power, n.:  The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.  ++

Caution: I drive like you do.

Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build…targets. ~ Anonymous

It wasn’t the apple on the tree, it was the pair beneath. ~ Anonymous

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. ~ Jackie Mason

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. ~ Spencer Tracy

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. ~ Jean de la Bruyere

Every charitable act is a stepping stone towards heaven. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

And now abideth faith, hope and love, these three; but the greatest of these is love. ~ Bible (NIV, 2004), I Corinthians 13:13 And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these [is] charity. ~ Bible (King James Version), I Corinthians 13:13

There’s no problem so awful that you can’t add some guilt to it and make it even worse! ~ Calvin

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met? ~ Calvin

The meaning of life is not an unquestionable answer; it is an unanswerable question. ~ Terri Guillemets

My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.” ~ Harmon Killebrew

What’s this about rice milk? I didn’t even know rice had nipples! ~ Demetri Martin

Please be advised I am sick of receiving questions about my dog who mauled 3 Muslims, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks, 8 customer service people speaking in […]