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Day November 15, 2010

Never give the devil a ride — he will always want to drive.

Blessed by Jesus–spoiled by my wife.

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’ve been made upside-down.

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve.

ELF NO. 1:  What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2:  Okay everyone, sack time!!

May your life be like toilet paper… Long and useful.

Alone, adj.:  In bad company

I am becoming increasingly worried that there isn’t enough anxiety in my life.    ++