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Day November 6, 2010

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy. ~ William Blake

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings. ~ William Blake

A dead body revenges not injuries. ~ William Blake

There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”

There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. ~ Robert Orben

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. ~ Thomas Jefferson

The price of greatness is responsibility. ~ Winston Churchill

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: “Do you want to speak with me, my son?” “No, I’m just waiting.” “Waiting for what?” “Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.”

I have my doubts about disbelief.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Focus on rules, you get rebellion. Focus on the heart, you get relationship. ~ Reggie Joiner

Women don’t make fools of men–most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.  Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.     ++

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes–it means that you laugh at his. ~ Anonymous   ++

Sadly, all men are created equal.    ++

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can’t agree on when it’s necessary to compromise. ~ Larry Wall

Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. ~ Anonymous

The world is changing so fast I’ve got societal vertigo. ~ Terri Guillemet

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ~ William Blake

My life is a hesitation before birth. ~ Franz Kafka

Lawyer: I’m suing you for malpractice on behalf of John Smith Psychiatrist: But why? He was completely cured by my treatment. Lawyer: My client says before your treatment he thought he was Jesus Christ. Now he feels like a nobody

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. ~ Lee Iaccoca

There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither theory works. ~ Will Rogers

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.    ++

The pride of the peacock is the glory of God. ~ William Blake

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. ~ Viktor E. Frankl

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. Viktor E. Frankl

I think the best social program is a job! ~ Ronald Reagan

Pharmaceutical companies will soon rule the world if we keep letting them believe we are a happy, functional society so long as all the women are on Prozac, all children on Ritalin, and all men on Viagra. ~ Terri Guillemets

The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. ~ Quentin Crisp

A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits. ~  Richard Nixon

What is to give light must endure burning. ~ Viktor E. Frankl

I don’t know about art, but I know what makes me say, “$2000 for that piece of junk?! Are you nuts?! ~ Anonymous

Most collectors collect tangibles. As a quotation collector, I collect wisdom, life, invisible beauty, souls alive in ink.  – Terri Guillemets

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations. ~ Winston Churchill

The fox condemns the trap, not himself. ~ William Blake

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it all necessary. ~ Victor Borge

I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things. ~  Franz Kafka

Does wild rice have to be hunted?    ++

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. ~ Viktor E. Frankl

It’s weird; I have a parent who’s a shrink. It’s hard to think of my mom solving other people’s problems when she’s the root of all mine. ~ Carol Leifer

Ever more people today have the means to live, but no meaning to live for. ~ Viktor E. Frankl

Remember:  you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar…  Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business. ~ Anonymous

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it. ~ Quentin Crisp

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; it’s twice as big as it needs to be. ~ Anonymous

How can something bother you if you won’t let it? ~ Terri Guillemets

According to the NRA, the best form of personal protection is to be in possession of a loaded firearm at all times. To ensure your personal safety, stay the hell away from NRA members. ~ The Onion

He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star. ~ William Blake