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Day October 28, 2010

I said, ‘I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them.’ I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them. ~ Dr. Seuss

If  you want to catch beasts you don’t see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too. ~ Dr. Seuss

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. ~ Dr. Seuss

“He should not be here,” said the fish in the pot.  “He should not be here when your mother is not.” ~ Dr. Seuss

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn’t be there at all. ~ Dr. Seuss

Oh, the things you can find if you don’t stay behind! ~ Dr. Seuss

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads. ~ Dr. Seuss

The storm starts, when the drops start dropping. When the drops stop dropping then the storm starts stopping. ~ Dr. Seuss

There’s no limit to how much you’ll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. ~ Dr. Seuss

I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you. ~ Dr. Seuss

They say I’m old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! ~ Dr. Seuss

You’re off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So… get on your way! ~ Dr. Seuss

If things start happening, don’t worry, don’t stew, just go right along and you’ll start happening too. ~ Dr. Seuss

Being crazy isn’t enough. ~ Dr. Seuss

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~ Dr. Seuss

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go… ~ Dr. Seuss

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly it’s true, that bang-ups and hang-ups can happen to you. ~ Dr. Seuss

All alone! Whether you like it or not, alone is something you’ll be quite a lot. ~ Dr. Seuss

You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. ~ Dr. Seuss

If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.” ~ Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. ~ Dr. Seuss

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon? ~ Dr. Seuss

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you’ll go. ~ Dr. Seuss

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~ Dr. Seuss

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. ~ Dr. Seuss

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It’s not. ~ Dr. Seuss

Adults are obsolete children. ~ Dr. Seuss

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. ~ Dr. Seuss

If you have Brains in your head and feet in your shoes you can do any thing. ~ Dr. Seuss

I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me! ~ Dr. Seuss

Unable are the loved to die.  For love is immortality.  ~ Emily Dickinson

Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death. ~ Elisabeth KuBler-Ross

The sorrow for the dead is the only sorrow from which we refuse to be divorced. Every other wound we seek to heal — every other affliction to forget:  but this wound we consider it a duty to keep open — this affliction we cherish and brood over in solitude. ~ Washington Irving

Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death’s perfect punctuation mark is a smile. ~ Julie Burchill

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. ~ Leopold Stokowski    ++

Everyone lays a burden on the willing horse. ~ Irish Proverb

Two good things:  a young man courting, an old man smoking. Two bad things: an old man courting, a young man smoking. ~ Irish Proverb

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? ~ Anonymous

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? ~ Anonymous

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? ~ Anonymous

If you mated a bull dog and a shiatsu, would it be called a bullshit? ~ Anonymous

Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on? ~ Anonymous

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. ~ Voltaire

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.  He said, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make Tuesdays or Thursdays.’ ~ Anonymous

I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet,  ‘Best Before End.’ ~ Anonymous    ++

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.  I thought: That’s Aboriginal. ~ Anonymous

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. ~ Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman’s first love–women like to be a man’s last romance. ~ Oscar Wilde

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does.  That’s his. ~  Oscar Wilde

Women are never disarmed by compliments.  Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. ~  Oscar Wilde