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Day October 13, 2010

“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.” ~ Steven Wright

“I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.” ~ Steven Wright

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” ~ Steven Wright

“I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy.” ~ Steven Wright

“I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.” ~ Steven Wright

Be the change you want to see in the world. ~ Gandhi

“Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

“The passions of the young are vices in the old.” ~ Joseph Joubert

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible — and achieve it, generation after generation. ~ Pearl S. Buck

“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” ~ Anonymous

“Time is God’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.” ~ Anonymous

“I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.” ~ E.V. Lucas

“Time is a fixed income and, as with any income, the real problem facing most of us is how to live successfully within our daily allotment.” ~ Margaret B. Johnstone

“As soon as there is life there is danger.” ~ Anonymous

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.“ ~ Michael Althsuler

Everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. ~ Robert Louis Stevenson

“You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.” ~ Joe Sabah

“No river can return to its source, yet all rivers must have a beginning.” ~ Proverb

“The greatest masterpieces were once only pigments on a palette.” ~ Henry S. Hoskins

“He has half the deed done who has made a beginning.” ~ Horace

“Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.” ~ Meister Eckhart

“Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.” ~ Carl Bard

“Hope is patience with the lamp lit.” ~ Tertullian

“Patience is passion tamed.” ~ Lyman Abbott

“Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything.” ~ Giacomo Leopard

“Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.” ~ Harold Hulbert

“Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” ~ Berthold Auerbach

“Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence.” ~ Robert Fripp

“Tears are words the heart can’t express.” ~ Anonymous

“A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.” ~ Carl Sandburg

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” ~ Steven Wright

“When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.” ~ Steven Wright

“What a nice night for an evening.” ~ Steven Wright

“Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.” ~ Steven Wright

“So, do you live around here often? ~ Steven Wright”

“It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.” ~ Steven Wright

“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?” ~ Steven Wright

“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?” ~ Steven Wright