17 Funny Buttons

1.  Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

2.  Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

3. Do I look like a freakin’ people person?

4. This isn’t an office-It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.

5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

6. I’ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.

7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

8. You! Off my planet!

9. Bottomless pit of needs & wants.

10. I like cats, too. Let’s exchange recipes.    ++

11. Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!

12. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cat.

13. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

14. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.  ++

15. And just how may I screw you over today?

16.If only you’d use your powers for good instead of evil…

17. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

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