12 Bible Puns

Q:         What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?

A:         Ruthless.

 

Q:         What do they call pastors in Germany?

A:         German Shepherds.

 

Q:         Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A:         Noah.  He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.    ++

 

Q:         Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A:         Pharaoh’s daughter.  She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

 

Q:         What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A:         Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.  David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.  Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

 

Q:         Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?

A:         Samson.  He brought the house down.

 

Q:         What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A:         Your mother ate us out of house and home.

 

Q:         Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A:         Moses.  He broke all 10 commandments at once.

 

Q:         Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A:         The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

 

Q:         Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?

A:         David – He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

 

Q:         Which Bible character had no parents?

A:         Joshua, son of Nun.

 

PS:  Did you know it’s a sin for a woman to make coffee?

Yup, it’s in the Bible.  It says … ‘He-brews’

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